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How does a couple join the "Mile High Club," discretely? |
Travel Info I am happily married, and both my wife and I are very private with our sexuality. Anyone have any ideas about how to join the "Mile High Club" without attracting the attention of any other passengers or any of the crew? Answers from airline personnel and club members welcome. Travel Tips Don't try it on a commercial flight - hire a private plane if it is important to you. Maybe you will get a "giggle" from the flight attendant who catches you, but there is a noticeable reduction in flight crew sense of humor since 9/11. More likely the police will be waiting for the plane when it lands and you will find yourselves under arrest. Depending on exactly what you were doing and what jurisdiction handles the prosecution, you could find yourselves convicted of a sex crime. That might result in you having to tell your neighbors they live next to registered sex offenders, etc. Source(s): Lifetime frequent flier Other Travel Tips My understanding is that you have to go to the bathroom. Not comfy is my guess. Well, I would hope you'd do it in one of the bathrooms and not in the aisle. Your choice, but that's what I'd do. try first class on an expensise plane to a place noone wants to go to so it will be more empty also try it a night so theyll be a sleep but isnt the whole point of it is that you might get caught just go for it It has been my experience through trial and error, that it is best to wait until after the in-flight meal is served, if one. Or. wait until after the mid-way part of the flight (everybody will have a chance to use the restroom and the traffic will be much lighter). My first time was uh, funny! There were so many people wanting to use the facilities after the meal that the attendant, after knocking on the door (we didn't here) opened the door for all to see. It was a big giggle; I asked her to please shut the door and I vaguely heard some one ask 'are you almost through'? It is fun every time. Frank B Many attempts. |
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