You know it's cold when...?

Travel Info
Your car overheats cause your ANTIFREEZE FROZE.
Your freshly dried laundry gets cold on 10 second walk back to apartment...The Whole Load..
Your emergency bottle of water stashed in car is frozen solid
Anyone else have one?

Travel Tips

...you're a guy walking home from the bar at night and you don't even THINK about whipping it out and taking a whiz in the alley.

...ALL of the guys working in the Streets and San truck are sitting inside with the engine running, not just the boss

...homeless guys are huddling under Oprah for warmth

...the bodies thrown into the Chicago River land with a thud on the ice

...people who vowed never to set foot in Macy's duck inside because they're freezing

Others
The snowmen shiver.
ice feels warm
you have no idea what coolers are for
you daydream of being barefoot and wearing shorts
your nipples are so erect they go numb.
you try to pinch them to warm them up and break off like le tine icicle.

now thats not just cold - but rude!!
It takes a toll on people's minds and causes them to do idiotic things like post things on Yahoo Answers like "You know it's cold when...?"
4 layers of clothes don't keep you warm.
your nostrils stick together with every breath.
when you gasoline freezes