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Ok, Im american and i will be going to costa rica in dec,what do i need to do to get laid by a span. speaking. |
Travel Info GIRL, Are they really easy to get, should i say something in spanish.... the only reason why i am going is to party and get laid....what do I do??? Travel Tips bring greenbacks ,whores love american money Others stay home..there's no hope for you. PIG! This line always works, it's spanish,i'll type it how you pronounce it "yo soy un sho-vo-ni-sta,me voy el minuto ke me das lo ke busko, ke piensas?" It's kind of funny, but it works better if you say it with a straight face. 21 years of speaking spanish Jesus...you really need help in a wide array of areas, starting with social skills and ending(hopefully) with your inability to speak and spell in English! Oh, well..let's hope you're from someplace other than the USA...we already have enough ugly Americans to sully our waning helpful, righteous standing in the world. So sad... first i would say turn 18 then think about it. next along with gingersnap stay home,otherwise. sounds like you are heading into the danger zone of great feelings of desire and passion,with expectations of fireworks and exstatic emotions,what you are heading into is a world of hep a-b-c,hiv,syphlysis and gono, even last time i was down rabies pervailed along with hiv and gono and widespread. so unless you know the chances,rules,and possible results keep it in your shorts and dream :) You can try this: "Mi pito es chiquito y no puedo encontrarlo en mis pantalones. Me ayudas?" with a rather sad face, couse we latin women love sensitive guys. I can assure you, they will fall at your feet helplessly in love!! |
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