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Did you hear about the Texas cowboy who went into Nieman Marcus, an upscale department store in Dallas ...?


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....the first time in his life?

He stood there in his cowboy boots and his ten gallon hat, staring around.

Someone asked him how he liked it.

"Nevuh saw so much ah could do without in mah whole life!" he replied.


love,
Lakshmi

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Cute.

I think that is EVERY guy who walks into Neiman Marcus.
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wow. that's really not funny.
Surprised he didnt ask about where the cowboy cookies were.
So not funny. And if you are going to do an impression, you should do it right. Texans don't talk like that. No Texan owns a ten gallon hat, some don't own any cowboy hats or boots and prefer skinny jeans and converse instead: about half of the population only wears stuff from an upscale department store and are huge Beatles fans. As you people call it, this joke is just rubbish.
Born and raised in Texas and currently a high school student in a Texas city.
UM, we do not speak as you typed. I know this was suppose to be funny but, it is just wrong!
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