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How old should my nipper be before I start him on the smack? I wouldn't want him to feel out of place.

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I agree with Midnight Cat. If you start him off on smack right now, he might rebel in his teenage years and become a christian, or some other such horror. Instead, you want to start him nice and gentle with lighter fluid, then temazepam and speed, telling him that once he's OK with injecting into his groin, then he can get onto the brown. This way, you build it up in his mind and, as it will be something he strives for, it will be all the sweeter to him when he finally achieves his goals.

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Hey New Dude to Scotland, do it right away and then get him drunk and laid, he'll feel welcome in no time. Sniffing glue and paint is for the younger ones and not so hard core. You need to work him up to the big stuff so he has some sort of memory because if you start him off too fast he will not remember the coolness..
As a general rule of thumb, its okay to freebase from about six, but leave the injecting till about nine. That way his veins will have developed nicely.
Get him to flog his spare in the playground to some of the other ginger trolls, it will be a handy revenue stream to support your crystal meth and paint stripper habit.
You can start him on it at any age but you might want to hold on until he's able to support the habit by himself. You can teach him. Begin with showing him how to shoplift, then move on to pickpocketing, after that burglary etc. By age eight or there abouts he could already be mugging old ladies.
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