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Why should you not fall in the the Firth of Forth tonight?


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Not that it wise to do so at any thime but why not tonight of all nights?.

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what a star question
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Beacuse it is currently the Firth of Filth...or is that the Filth of Forth?
Because tonight it's really polluted, dangerously so.
because it's full of shi*t (literally)! raw sewage is pumping in!
Because it's the twenty firth of the fourth?

Okay - it's the twenty second, and the firth is flooded with filth.

...but I liked my answer better.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070422/t...
Because its effing freezing outside without falling into some dirty great river!!
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