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A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Cairo and asked to be taken to the Airport.
On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Ohhh! TOYOTA!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi.
"Ohh! NISSAN!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, "Ohh! Mitsubishi!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
The taxi driver was starting to get a little miffed that the Japanese made cars were passing his Fiat, when yet another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport.
"Ohh! Honda!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That'll be LE 250."
"LE 250? It was so short a ride! Why so much?"
"Taxi meter. Made in Egypt. Very fast."

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but does it remind any of you guys of a real experience?!

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LOL
Cute joke, I like it.
haha i like it
yea egyptian drivers be cheatin el masry
haha!! Good one!

no such experience..
when was the last time you got in a taxi and the meter was still working, they work in 10 Le now not 10 piestas,
good one though,

(Q)why do egyptians find playing football so hard.
(A) every time they get a corner they open a souk,
hahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahaha...
really nice one
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nice one
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