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Travel Info For all those of you bravely enduring your exams, and for all those of you ruthlessly torturing your students with exams, hope you enjoy this: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other schools. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be intersted in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). For students who are attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.) Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.) Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.) Sincerely, Dean B. Reel Travel Tips I am interested in a teaching job. Others Oh Thank God I'm over studying and all that S.H.I.T. LOL soooo funny, thank u Farah:) nyahahahah...very funny Farah....unfortunately am still dealing with this S.H.I.T we mat7ona emt7anat :'( taleba fy kolyet halwasa I already teach others!!! I must be full of S.H.I.T, but then again, that....I already know. Graduated from the faculty of S.H.I.T. Been taught by S.H.I.T.T.Y doctors. Signed by a S.H.I.T teacher. I like the word S.H.I.T. S.H.I.T. S.H.I.T. S.H.I.T. S.H.I.T. S.H.I.T. S.H.I.T. S.H.I.T. S.H.I.T. S.H.I.T. S.H.I.T. This question smells. Very funny, that is why I am leaving the teaching career I am tired of forcing S.H.I.T. into my students. I am thinking of living as a hermit on a mountainside someplace far away from other living humans. lol. Four more weeks of dealing with **it and I am freeeeeee! Even teachers get tired of it :) |
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