Egyptian jokes please!!?

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10 points for agmad nokta!!((I mean the strongest funny Egyptian joke))

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I know u asked for egyptian jokes, but chinese jokes will have to do. I love them they r very funny hope u like them too.

A chinese man married a chinese woman, they gave birth to a black boy, they named him "sum sing rong".

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(-English phrase/Chinese Interpretation)

- Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
-See me A.S.A.P.
Kum Hia Nao
-Stupid Man
Dum Gai
-Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
-Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?
-I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni
-I think you need a facelift
Chin Tu Fat
-It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim?
-Has your flight been delayed?
Hao Long Wei Ting?
-This is a tow away zone.
No Pah King
-Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
-You are not very bright
Yu So Dum
-I got this for freeAi No Pei
That's an expensive item.
Yu pei Nao
-I am not guilty
Wai Hang Mi?
-Please, stay a while longer.
Wai Go Nao?
-Our meeting was scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao
-They have arrived
Hia Dei Kum
-Stay out of sight
Lei Lo
-He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

Hope u liked it.
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well thats a good un my interpriter is not on tonight,
may chance my luck later,
that comes from luxor so is classed as an egyptian one
but if you want another thats been heard before
(Q) why dont Egyptians like playing football,
(A) when they get a corner they open a shop.
then play stops to buy a chai and sisha,
el nokta eny ba3at nafs el question da mn kam sa3a we yahoo masa7o we -10 points.... :'(

nokat bas msh 7elwa awy:
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kfaya kda 3shan el da3't we 3shan m7dsh yed3y 3lya..nyahahhaa
tahyeeeeees
hear this joke it is the greatest of all
Once upon a time there was a man called No Man's land who pretends to be an Egyptian Muslim with morals , but he got busted and "etlasa3 3ala afah le7ad ama zaharloh sa7eb"
hehehehhehehehehhe

Edit:
Oh Farah yes he had "sa7ibs" but from another category
;)

what about this?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
A diving competition between 3 countries the winner should stay longer underwater without oxygen.

- The Egyptian said to himself OK I'm a Pharaoh, the ancient Egyptians were the best and I can win any way. He went to smoke Shisha before the dive, so he went out after 5 minutes only.
- The American said I came from the most powerful country in the world and I can do anything better than others. He trained well, took injections, bills and stayed 1 hour under water.
- The ( Israe..i ) said we are the best of all humans and we are chosen by God. He decided to win the competition any way to prove it. He smashed all the old records and all expectations.

He is still underwater till now.