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Travel Info Ismaily took his pet ant for a ride on his motorbike? Would he get a ticket because the ant isn't wearing a helmet?! Any other possible scenarios are welcome! I know it's a silly question, but I could really use a couple of laughs right now...anyway, it's not sillier than Ismaily's latest questions! Travel Tips 1- Ismaily Rules can't afford a helmet for his own head. 2- "stomp the great" wants to inform you that he doesn't like to have people making jokes about him. He says that a famous ant like him would rather be seen dead than riding on a cheap motor-bike like this one. 3- "Stomp" would like to take your advice about some issues. My parents have been bugging Stomp to get married. They say that Stomp's behavior has been rather awkward lately. They noticed that Stomp keeps staring at the female ants who gather around whenever a grain of sugar falls on the ground. They found a huge revealing poster in his room of "Natasha", a famous ant star who has appeared in many RAID commercials. Stomp told me that although he understands the good intentions of my parents, he can not think about marriage right now. He says he is not financially ready for such a commitment. I assured him that my parents are more than willing to provide him with the amount of sugar that he needs for the bride. He said that this is not the issue. The problem is that he'll have to move outside my parents' home once he gets married. He will never be able to support his new family financially. I adviced him to wait till he's ready. He says that this is something he has to do, but since he has needs, he doesn't know how long he can supress his needs. Poor Stomp. I feel sorry for him. 4- Are you pro or anti nudety among ants ? Do you approve of letting the ants wander around completely naked ? Don't you think this is unethical ? Please Farah, tell me your point of view on this issue. I understand that you're against dressing animals , but do you have the same attitude towards ants ? I believe there should be some respect for Stomp's feelings. Others what do you think would happen if Me and you were next door neighbours and then we met each other and i turned into a fish and started going bopbopbop and then we went to skip along the road while listening to mary popping. David hasselhoff starts singing Get In My Car And me and you dont want to then we fly to the sky and sit on a cloud here are lyrics to a funny song: There are few things less appealing than you A preteen girl that dresses like a prostitute You want to act like Britney well thats a mistake You want to look like divas but divas are skanks Dating cooler older guys in high school grades If they were really that cool theyd get girls their own age But they cant, so their on a cradle crusade Cause statutory rapes the coolest way to get laid They dont want there bodies to be covered Cause girls are getting sluttier younger There too young to be talking about sex And losing their virginity at recess Buying push up bras you have to stuff to fill in And giving hand jobs on the bus during school field trips During dances moving like a tramp is your goal And to wear revealing clothes when you have nothing to show Christina or Paris who do you idolize more While looking for a thong in a childrens size four Getting good grades is not what youre dreaming of Youd rather go on MTV and show them your nubs. That cant handle the pressure their under So girls are getting sluttier younger I wish those jr highers would stop Wearing shorts that barely cover their crotch Youre 12, mature enough to start smoking weed Wasnt it just last week you were watching Disney Now its The 101 Hottest Whores On E! So you can take notes on how to act like Tara Reid Step 1: get drunk and act real dumb Step 2: common sense makes life less fun Step 3: The best way to get accepted Is to put out and become anorexic. I dont understand so I wonder Why girls are getting sluttier younger They take their childhood and discard it Are they na茂ve or just retarted, I dont know Life is too short so break the rules, 4give quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontollably & never regret anything that made you smile :-) well of course he wouldn鈥檛 get a ticket no one wears helmets in Egypt so why should his pet require a helmet. no I think the real problem would be making sure his pet sat still and behaved himself. You see if he was to take his pet ant out in this way maybe it would be possible that the ant would get very excited and start jumping around and then Ishmaily would lose his balance on the bike. I really think that taking ants out in this way would be extremely irresponsible. no ants need quiet and stability, they require sugar and routine and I think that taking them out on the back of motor bikes is a very reckless and negligent thing to do. In fact I do wonder should one make a law to immediately outlaw the carrying of pet ants on the back of bikes. Really this requires deeper thought; I need to consider this more carefully. Damn I was going to have an early night tonight. i don't know what are you talking about, you must be mistaken. Her name is Stomp, and i am taking her hostage, i even asked a question about her, but it seems that Ismaily has sold her out or something, i don't know. She is a tough one, i kept interrogating her for 4 hours after i saw the necklace she has with the two letters. Ismaily....If you want your Stomp back you have to pay a ransom or something. she wasn't wearing a helmet. she was disguised as a mosquito, wearing two wings. |
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