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Lool..read this Egyptian interview..i couldnt stop laughing? |
Travel Info A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So >they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when >she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview* Reporter:Hi> Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta> Reporter:Do u speak english?> Egyptian:Berfect Reporter:Do u mind if i interview>u? Egyptian:No,i dont have a mind> Reporter:What's your name?> Egyptian:Taha>Reporter: Sex?>Taha: I love it> Reporter:oh no, i meant male or female?> Taha (yelling): what do u sink? Reporter:Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....> Taha:yas male..and i can brove it any time u want> Reporter:No,thanks,I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt? Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz> Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like >in ur country? Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food Travel Tips U know, what was even more hilarious that I was sent part 2 of that mail :D:D After her interview with Taha..The foreign reporter moves on and approaches another random guy trying to cover other aspects of the Egyptian mentality: Reporter:Hello Egyptian:Welcun to egybt Reporter:thank u ..may i interview u? Egyptian:Ofcors Reporter:What's ur name? Egyptian:3essam Reporter:Sex? 3essam:I can't..i have wife and sons Reporter(remembering Taha):Sorry..my mistake..male..Ok Mr.Essam..What do u do?..(remembering Taha again)..sorry..i mean do u work? 3essam:Yas..i have koshk Reporter:koshk?..what is a koshk? 3essam:small subarmarkot..u undurstand?..I sell cigarettes..boxes and fart Reporter:Dont u think somking is bad for people? 3essam:I dont hit beoble on zer hand and make zem smoke..az we say here in Egybt..(ur brain in ur head..u know where u finish) Reporter:I dont get it...but lets move on ....How do u feel about terrorism? 3essaml:Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in egybt..they bring dollars to za cantry..and zey all light Egybt..az we say here in egybt...nawart masr Reporter:I am shocked to hear that 3essam:NO NO..dont shock..we are like zis..and our fazarz waz like zis..we love terrorisms and make zem feel at home...becoz zey bring a lot of money to za cantry and guvurment Reporter:R u claiming that Terrorists support the Egyptian government financially? 3essam:Sbeak again bleez Reporter:I mean,R u saying that terrorists are paying money to the Egyptian government? 3essam:Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant bay to za cantry..terrorists,and Sewiss canal and za high sadd in Aswan Reporter:Oh my god..that is very disturbing...do u have any idea where do they reside in Egypt? 3essam:Sbeak again Reporter:where terrosits stay in Egypt 3essam: Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to buy sofoneer and drink shisha Reporter:oh yes..i can totally relate..we heard about bombings there a couple of years ago...Why do u think the police doesn't capture those terrorists? 3essam:Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey brotect terrorists very well..dont warry..dont zey brotect u? Reporter:why do i need protection? 3essam:Because u r terrorist Reprter:Absolutely not 3essam:u look like zem Reporter:Do I? 3essam:yas..wite skin..no clozes and no sbeak arabic Reporter:OH MY GOD..U MISSUNDERSTOOD MY QUESTIONS 3essam:Sank u very much.. Reporter:I'm sorry..i'll have to end this now before it leads to more wrong information 3essam:sbeak again Reporter:I have to go now 3essam:No brobrem..u light Egybt I hobe u enjoy zis az much az I did :D Others ROFLMFAO As i was reading this at the beginning i was laughing all the way as i continued to read it all,so Hilarious. hahahahaa verrrryyyyyyy funny i liked the part when she asked him about his sex and he said a male and can prove it any time u want lol v funny :) lol it's funny but it ain't nice to disrespect other people from other countries. it was better if you said an interview only. no need to mention nationalities because you'll make the egyptian mad and angry. i know that u didn't mean to disrespect but some people don't accept it. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;... That was the shiz i was roflmao this is why i love misr |
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