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Ach! Die steht auf einem Bein!!! What is this woman's problem??? |
Travel Info The "Flamingo," I'm talking about here. She is a German neunzehnjaerige named Vicky (pronounced Wicky) with the longest, spindliest legs I've ever seen. But this tall (ca. 6 feet) ostrich-like creature is one of those gals who looks really good in CLOTHES, but absolutley horrid naked (she has droopy boobs to boot, and for 19, that ain't cool!). Now here's the real mystery of the Flamingo, who like most German women are anything but sensible: she hopped in the sack with me post-haste, but then didn't want to DO ANYTHING! HELLO!!! Still with me? Then after that dreadful night, she is BEGGING me for sex! In the bushes and in broad daylight no less! That's right: the B眉sche!!! When I begged off that nonsense and tried to get away from her in a cab, she opens the back door of the taxi and jumps in, stalking me until I embarrasedly ducked into a cathouse to give her the slip. What's up with this Doofe? She has her chance, blows it, then goes sex crazy?!? Crazy bird!!! Travel Tips well not all germany women are like this ;-) and i know, because i am one lol but she maybe just wasnt sure about what she wants... |
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