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How many south australians does it take to change a light globe?


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a) Just one, but the light bulb has to be teal, otherwise it will clash with the bulb that Collingwood installed last week.
b) One to stand on the barrels and change the bulb, plus 8 bodies to put in the barrels so they don't tip over.
c) None, Colonel Light's plan for Adelaide foresaw this problem, and a spare globe has already been provided.
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None, they don't have electricity.

Make sure you tell this to someone with a sense of humour because obviously it's not true but do you still manage to hurt someone's feelings.
lol thats a good 1...im in nsw i was gonna say 20
None.

Because all the beings with brains advanced enough to process light left long ago.
none

because they just have to raise their hands in a b!tch slapping action and a lil emo Victorian will come and do it for them.
whats a light globe? a new invention?
we use candles
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