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Albanian jokes!? |
Travel Info hey people, i have alot of albanian friends i mwas just wondering if anyone knows any good jokes about albanians!? please!!? Travel Tips Top reasons for being Albanian: 1. You can always swim to Italy. 2. You can choose between a president who stole your whole income, one who killed all your relatives, or go fight the Serbs in Kosovo. 3. You can be proud of being from "the land of the eagle." 4. You can take weapons from any army garrison and defend your honor. 5. You can get killed in a vendetta and be remembered as the hero of the family. 6. You get to be called the poorest country in Europe. 7. You can live in the ecologically cleanest country in Europe. ______________________________... Things you should never tell an Albanian! 1. What's Albania? 2. Albania, Serbia, same ****. 3. Nice Mercedes, my car is better. 4. Aleksander the Great wasn't Albanian. 5. Hi, I'm Serbian! 6. Turks and Albanians look similar. 7. You guys are slavic too? 8. Kosovo shouldn't be an independent state. 9. Hi, I'm from Serbia/Greece/Turkey. 10. I thought you guys were white people. 11. Where's Albania? 12. Is that in the Middle East? 13. Stop sleeping in the middle of the day like stoners. 14. I like your grandma's bandada, what clique she roll wit' homie. 15. The music sounds Arab to me. 16. This Turkish coffee tastes like ****. 17. Hell yea I was staring at your daughter.. 18. Your wife too. 19. What do you mean I have to buy you guys drinks for my birthday? 20. Stop drinking all my liquor, you got kids to drive back home. 21. It's 12:30 am and you wanna throw a party? 22. You guys dance a lot like Jewish people at weddings? 23. I'm more wasted than you. 24. You wanna whoop my *** because all the girls are coming on to me? 25. Your son said he was Italian? 26. Why do I have to pay for gas, it's your car. 27. Stop talking in that funny language. 28. The place you dance and get drunk in is connected with your church?!?! 29. Your head is blocking the sun! 30. really man....it's big! 31. You guys are lovely singers when you're all drunk. 32. Close your shirt up dude, no one needs to look at your hairy chest. 33. You wear too much cologne. 34. You guys are connected with Osama? 35. Your son is gay. 36. Damn look at that girl she is fiiinnee, oh that's your sister? 37. You did not build that house by yourself, ok. 38. Wait, why is there a picture of you when you were little smoking a cigarette? 39. Go to mosque! 40. I saw your daughter with a Slav. 41. Wow, so do you like, speak Albanese? 42. Wait, you wear that tube top to church/the mosque? 43. That singer looks like a porn star, is she famous? 44. What kind of name is Soni?! 45. "Mother Tereza...she was Serbian right?" 46. That dudes party was waay better than yours. 47. Can you teach me how to swear, oh please, pretty please?..(5 min later walking down in public)..."kurva, kurva, Te qifsha nonen!" 48. Wow, heavy accent. 49. You look Italian/Greek/Russian from a distance. 50. ...and from up close. Others nope sorry! |
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