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Green Elves?

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I havea feeling that green elves are out to capture my left shoe when im not looking. What should i do. And how does chiken taste with elf testicle soup.

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Well my Aunt Bessie had the same problem. Her advice is too cast your left foot in cement. And she said that the testicle soup tastes excellent with a pinch of salt in it.
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Elves make shoes...Why would they need yours?

Chicken tastes good with anything.
You can't stop the green elves. You have to sleep sometime. :)
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