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What is the best way to sneak a pygmy hippo from Africa through customs? |
Travel Info I am flying into Miami Travel Tips If you are not joking this is a phenomenaly bad idea. Pygmy hippos are not domesticated animals and have sharp tusks that can cause real injury. If you bought a pygmy from some sketchy animal dealer, odds are the animal was sedated when you bought it. It may have seemed pleasant and friendly, but it was high. When the sedative weres off you are going to have one pissed off tiny hippo running wild in your hotel room. I hope you were joking....or you are totally screwed.in your pants Umm.. Not to Just go to customs and declare yourself a poacher. they will take care of the hippo from there. Put a dress and earrings on it and tell them it's yo' mama. I've found that dressing it with my grandmother and training it to walk on its hind legs using a walker works well. I would advise reapplying the lipstick just before you enter customs. |
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