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What thehell is a chav? |
Travel Info What thehell is a chav? Travel Tips The chav (Latin, "Chavus Scumulii") is a small, nocturnal marsupial. Although found predominantly in the South East of England, these loud and unpleasant creatures are actually closely related to the wild haggis, which can still be found in some of the more remote areas of Scotland. The American equivalent is the omnivorous megasloth (Latin, "Intestinus Gigantus".) Their natural habitat is fast food restaurants and "All-You-Can-Eat" buffets. Here they can be seen foraging for fatty morsels such as burgers, extra-large fries, 32 ounce steaks, BBQ ribs and often other diners. Plus a diet Coke. Their traditional mating call is often heard "Can I get fries with that? Can I get fries with that?" or the less common "I'll have a salad. I'll have a salad." Under no circumstances should these creatures be approached during their feeding frenzy, which lasts during daylight hours and at night. . Source(s): http://www.chavscum.co.uk/ Other Travel Tips The modern "yoof" who hangs around on street corners in gangs, commiting crimes and generally being a disruptive pain in the @rse and making people's lives miserable just for a "laff". They usually dress in Burberry, track suits, trainers and top it all off with some fake/cheap Argos jewelry. Basically, a waste of flesh and blood. Ever seen Da Ali G Show? Read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/chav... All you want to know about chavs and more http://www.chavscum.co.uk/index.php... There's no real American equivalent, but they have certain similarities to both trailer trash and gangsters. a term new age snoobs like to use against the lower class who have low social mobility and aspiration due to this so turn to gangs and anti social behavior. |
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