Have you ever won the lottery?

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Jock finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial problems. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. "God, please help me. Ah've lost ma wee store and if Ah dinna get some money, Ah'm going to lose my hoose too. Please let me win the lottery!" Lottery night! Someone else wins... Jock prays again. "God, please let me win the lottery! Ah've lost my wee store, ma hoose and Ah'm going to lose ma car as weel!" Lottery night again! Still no luck... Jock prays again.
"Ah've lost ma business, ma hoose and ma car. Ma bairns
are starving. Ah dinna often ask Ye for help and Ah have
always been a good servant to Ye. PLEASE just let me win
the lottery this one time so Ah can get back on ma feet!"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash as the heavens open and
the voice of God Himself thunders:
"Jock at least meet Me half way and buy a ticket!"

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Nice one. Almost as good as mine-

Yes, I did win 拢10 on the lottery.
Within a day my sister had phoned from her 拢quarter-million pad in Suffolk to ask -'If you won the lottery would you share?'

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No never.
very funny, :-)

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That's a good one. Poor Jock is not too smart. HAhaha

I no longer waste my money on the lottery. You stand a better chance of being struck by lightning than winning the lottery. That tells me something.
the most I have ever won was $100 dollars...."they" say sometimes its not all great to win the "big" one, people come out of the woodworks, family members change, and a lot of problems come with winning, if you don't do smart with it......I would love to win for a variety of reasons......there are alot of people I could help, and would be able to make a difference in the world.....there are so many good things that could be done, or at least started...but you'd have the resources to get others to help participate.....
if i did , do you think i would be wearing my brothers shoes?
Most jokes are funny, but only the first time you hear them.
You'r prolific, but not very original.