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I am treking in the himalayas and hasve been kidnapped by Yeti. what do i do? |
Travel Info I was treking in the himalayas and was taken from my tent in the night by several yeti.i think they see me as a potential mate for their daughter. i have access to internet for a few minutes before they get suspicous of my palm pilot/satellite phone. I have a small knife and a magnifying glass aswell as a copy of stephen hawkings " A Brief History in Time". What should i do Travel Tips sometimes, my friend, you have to do a yeti to get a bed for the night. i say put out for the poor girl. yeti's need love too. Others kill them and run. if you're in the himalayas, then u should kno how to go fast. good luck!! Check out the 'daughter' before getting all "hairy" about it. You might wish to enjoy your situation for awhile before making any "rash" decisions. Text a Sasquatch. They will come and save you from those frigid Yetis! Also you could try acting Gay. That should buy you some time while the Sasquatch is on his way. I hope you measure up. If not that poor girl is going to be disappointed and you might become a midnight snack of course you might be one anyway. So you better put Ron Jeramey to shame and rock her world. You know what they say "once you go Yeti" well you know the deal. Stephen Hawking's book is the key to freedom. Give that to Yetis and they will let you go. Failing this, inform your embassy of the change of your residence and family status. Awww u poor thing,u prolly look like one of em!As they say,if u cant beat em,join em! So enjoy ure new found life.Besides we're all mammals...so i guess its ok..lol Look at it this way, it beats being abducted by aliens,they probe every hole u got in ur body!So this yeti thing can be a good thing.Have fun wid ur new life... |
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