A Jewish Joke :D, Rate Please?

Travel Info
A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!" "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm."Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.

Travel Tips

why can't it be a Lebanese joke? do you even know any jewish people?

being that i'm jewish, i've heard much much funnier jewish jokes

2/10

Others
hey beautiful,lol i give that a 10 out of 10 lol great !!!
That's a great joke very funny. I don't see why it is a Jewish joke, except maybe that the stereotype of Jewish people is that they are affluent. I like it. I give it a 9 for originality.
Very funny.
LOL

HA HA HA

where do you come up with those jokes...so funny

Gh is the BEST

Thanks for the good laugh

oh rate it 10
LOOOL - Amazing I will give you 10 and a star for that!!!
This one is really nice i would give it 7/10