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Stupid excuses?


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what is the stupidest excuse you ever used/heard before?

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My sister's "I don't know what you're talking about".
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I'm busy
Well...i guess that would be my cousin! He always says his cel phone messed up.....it just happens to mess up when u need a favor or says he going to come over and doesnt come...idiot! I hate people that dont answer their cel phone and have an excuse! They should just throw them away!!
spontaneously becoming sick
yea, i actually used these, pretty stupid:

for speeding:
sorry officer , you see what happened is i was reachin for my crack pipe den my gun fell off my lap it got stuck unda da gas pedal forcin me to speed outta control
(dont worry, the officer didnt understand a word i said :P)

work:

Great news, I saved so much money by switching to Geico that I don't have to come to work today!
all lebanese are virgins lol
I forget ........
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