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Do you remember The Wizard of Oz?


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Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas.

A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz.

They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known for granting people their wishes.

Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."

Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."

Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"

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that was freakin hilarious...
Others
You copy and paste very well.
A bit dated, no? Substitute Dubya for Quayle-e, Cheney for Newt and World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz for Bubba.
LOL. Thanks for the laugh...
I remember that movie. Well I should, I own it. I own the original.
What does this have to do with travelling? What does it have to do with Lebanon?
im just like quayle, i like getting brain
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