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What is there to do during the day in liverpool? |
Travel Info What is there to do during the day in liverpool? Travel Tips Steal car wheels, touch up your perm, practice saying "erm" in a high pitched voice like Stevie G., see how many different stains you can get to stick to your shell suit, go to the dole office, decide whether to tuck your shell suit pants into your socks or not, practice your "I was personally effected by Hillsborough" face, despite the fact you're not entirely sure where Hillsborough is, decide whether you're smoking Lambert and Butler or Benson and Hedges this week, shoplift cans of Carling in the mistaken belief that it's the same word as on the front of a Liverpool FC shirt, run away from the "bizzies", if you're a girl - go and shoplift some of that orange skin colourant and two-tone hair dye for Saturday night, say "ay up our kid" to random strangers, reminisce about when you last won the league - even though it's not actually in your living memory, tell a non-scouser that all the best musicians are from Liverpool - like The Beatles and ... erm... burst into a chorus of "You'll Never Walk Alone", quick, followed by "Ferry Cross the Mersey", take a ferry across the Mersey and, if you want my advice, keep going when you reach the other side until you find civilisation... Others go to anfield and show your undying support to the one and only LFC Visit the beatles museum or see the mighty liverpool play Keep a very close eye on your car as bits "disappear" frequently Hang around the City Centre and drink. That's what most of the people I saw there were doing. get a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! visit the docks its good.liverpool is also a fantstic night out on the razz.the shops are really good too.you,ll probably bump into someone famous too |
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