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Travel Info tell me what to do . Travel Tips surf net... Others okay shayna, here's a joke for u: mother washing clothes by the river and her little son is accompanying her. while washing she told him about 'syurga di bawah tapak kaki ibu'.. then her sarong fell and her son pointed to her private parts and ask her 'itu apa mak?' she said 'ini syurga bapak kau sayang'... for god sakes, its a just a joke, dont be so uptight.. if u think that your 15 year olds reading this is still so naive like a newborn baby, u are sadly mistaken. edit: LOL! anderson! those are so funny hahaha... take a day off and go to the nearest beach... ------------------------------... good one yuna .. butterfly:- though is dirty but i m sure many are above 18, good joke ------------------------------... hey i have some jokes too, Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Sunny: "What's that?" Tina: "A condom." Sunny: "Where'd you get it?" Tina: "You can get them at any chemist" The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local chemist and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms. The guy looked at her strangely (she was, after all, in her eighties), but politely asked what brand she preferred. "Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. ************ ********* ********* ** Heaven is a place where the police are English; the chefs are Italian; the car mechanics are German; the lovers are French and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is a place where the police are German; the chefs are English; the car mechanics are French; the lovers are Swiss and it's all organized by the Italians. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* INDIAN CRICKET BOARD REFUSES RICHARD BRANSON'S VIRGIN AIRLINE SPONSORSHIP Billionaire Virgin business group boss Richard Branson has offered to sponsor the Indian cricket team currently reeling after a string of tournament defeats. . However, the embattled Board of Control for Cricket of India (BCCI) has politely refused the generous multi-million- pound offer by the cricket-mad magnate. As one harassed Board official snapped: "We can't have VIRGIN written on our shirts, when we're getting screwed in every match" ! ************ ********* ********* ** Just don't think about it...cheer up your self by hanging out with your Friends.. Thanks to yuna zan,her joke is really funny..lol learn to sew. Go skydiving. Is there skydiving in Malaysia? |
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