Malaysians, how sarcastic are you?

Travel Info
Assuming you have another friend who is just as sarcastic as you are from a 'western' country (as most Malaysians assume due to their skin/hair color), who speaks just as sarcastic as you are...

Scenario: Sarcasm on accents and slangs, cultural diversity and peace (the usual stuff -lah).

What/how would that be? What comes to your mind right now?

I leave this open to the nastiest, most sarcastic answerer for the best answer for the 'travel' section.

Let's see some Malaysia Bull-eh spirit here, shall we?

Travel Tips

No we are not sarcastic.That word doesn't even exist in our vocabulary.What does it mean?We say what we mean all the time.We take things literally.That's why we LOVE Malaysia.We love Malaysia and the FANTASTIC government who are so fair and UNCORRUPT(is that a word?) that lots of us have decided to leave the country........so that we can admire it form afar........really....Plus we will be a developed,1st world country by 2020..sure we will...ROFL..yup,we will
Others

i catch no ball
Intelligent question. I am only sarcastic when someone is rude, annoys the hell outta me or ask stupid questions.
i only saw a super super idiot user here in Y!A..
she attacked me for no reason..
she even send me an email but no reply..
i guess she lost all her fingers in an accident..
What a weird question
I can already see sarcasm on these answers. Way to go!