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Hi. I went to Moscow last year with a temporary, local, Russian lady. Essentially, we were having an affair which has since ended badly and we're not speaking. Now I wanna go back to moscow to get myself another chess board. How do I get hold of another, well, Guide essentially. Moscow is scary and fulla unsavoury characters and I really need a guide, esp tpo haggle over the prices and stuff. Is there a company that provides this service or summing? Doesn't have to be a woman, but is prefered.

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Check at previous Yahoo questions. There was one Russian lady offering her help to bring tourist around Moscow. Hope she'll help you to get your chess board.
Go to Moscow and ask a taxi driver to take you to Leningradshaya prospeckt. There you'll be able to find a number of beautiful ladies ;) that will be happy to do this and anything else you want for $300 a day plus expenses. Oh, and normally they want you to wear a condom while 'shopping for a chessboard'.

Get lost you loser!
Experience travelling and living in Russia, Russian speaker, and married to a Russian woman (10years+)