Slogan for Russia?

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What is a good slogan to attract tourists to go to Russia?

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"don't f*ck with us or we turn off your gas. "
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Welcome to russia-mania
"At least it's not Iraq"
"Russia. Red is the new orange."

"Russia. Better Red than dead."

"Russia. Now with 20% more capitalism."

"Russia. We couldn't beat them, so we joined them."

Additional: I added "20%" to the third slogan to make it sound better.
Russian, a place where you can buy anything for a price.
russia - good if you like being really cold.
(i love russia, but i'm bad at advertising)
She is a Mother Russia for a reason.
and how is it "at least not Iraq" ? Thats really rude and offensive, if you've never been there, don't talk that way!