Russian to english?

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O zhizni
Body: Pro zhizn' mozhno skazat' mnogoe, no vot ne vse poimyt, potomy shto mnogie neznaut, nevideli, nepredstavlyaut dazhe...
Modnaya odezhda, muskylu, daragie mashinu, den'gi, modnue tosovki, mechta kazhdoi devyshki. Odnim slovom bogatue! A shto znachit eto vse, esli net dyshi. Ved v staroslovyanskom sovsem inoe, BO - Bog, Gatui, mnogo boga, dyshevno bogatui! Kto oni bez etogo?
I bol'no smotret', kogda nashi devyshki, dyshevnue devyshki, zabuvaut o tom shto neto vse zoloto shto blestit. I ochen' chasto vuberaut amerikanskix tyzemcev, v mesto nashix, tol'ko po tomy chto oni milue, ili xorosho tancyut, ili odevautsya xorosho, ili prosto different.
A nekto nezadymuvaetsya pochemy v angliskom yazuke nety slova "pacan", ili "myzhik". Est' tol'ko "guy" = paren', "man" - muzhchina, i "gay" = pidar! Kak zhe nashi devyshki nevidyat' shto etix slov nety potomy chto net takix lydei sdes'. Pacan skazal, pacan sdelal, takix tozhe nety, vo isteny BO-gatux, Lydei katorue mogyt vezde, naiti sebe dorogy, potomy shto zhivyt po zakonam, lydskim zakonam, katorue vurobatuvalis' tusyacheletiyami.
A shto videli eti "guys", voinu po televizory, mc donaldsu? Oni neznau zhizni, nevideli, i nekogda nepoimut... Vse krytue, blatnue, vot ix bu v Kiev na nedely, good bye amerikan dream, privet kidos!
Karoche, opomnites'!!! Potomy shto v kakoito moment bydet pozno! Oglyanites' vokryg!
I vmesto togo shtob iskat' Brad Pitov (aka podmushka), i Ben Athlekov, zadymaites', nad butiem svoim...
A esli y vas seychas americanskiy boyfriend, rasskazhite emy skazky pro kolobka! Pyst' zadymaetsya

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About life
The jist: A lot could be said about life, just that not many would understand - because they do not know it, haven't seen it and do not even imagine...
Fancy clothes, muscules, expensive cars, money, exclusive parties - that's every girl's dream. To put it short - rich! And what does it all mean if there's no soul behind it all. Because in the old Slavic language the word "rich" (bogatyi) came from two words "bo" (meaning God) and "Gatui" - much of God; thus the word meant "rich in soul"! Who are they without the soul?
It's painful to see our girls, rich in their inner world, forget that it's not all gold that gliters. They often prefer Americans to their countrymen just because they are nice, or dance well, or dress good, or just being different.
And nobody even thinks why English language does not have such words as "pacan" or "muzhik" (slang for a guy; and the second - a real man). English language only has such words as "guy" - a young man, "man" - male, and "gay" - homosexual! So, how don't our girls see that those words do not exist in English because they do not have such real men there. "Pacan said", "pacan did"..... they do not have them, really rich in soul, people who can always and everywhere find their way in life, because they live according to the laws, people's laws, the laws that had been created in thousands of years.
And what have those "guys" seen on TV or in McDonald's? They do not know life, and they would never understand... Everyone is cool, has connections. Wish they come to Kiev for a week - and good bye American dream, hello kids!
In short, come back to your sences!!! Because it is going to be late! Look around! And instead of searching for a Brad Pitt (who is just an image of a man) or a Ben Afleck think about your fate, girls....
And if you have an American boyfriend right now, tell him a fairy tale about Kolobok (a round cake)! Let him think.... Source(s): I am professional Russian native translator. And I am marrying an American. Who is a real man, loving, respecting me, smart and hard working.
As a professional translator I am trained not to express my personal opinion on the text I work with. But in this case, I would.
I totally dissagree with whoever wrote this! It's nationalistic and disgusting!
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I would suggest using a free translation program available on the web such as babblefish.com, online translator,com or translation2.com,

You will be having problems though since your article is written out with a combination of English & russian. (In russian the n's and r's are backwards and you have english statements like good-bye american dream and boyfriend.)

Added: I called my son (who speaks a little Russian) and tried to read to him. He said you typed this out in an English font so it would probably not be read in the translation program. He did say it sounded like song lyrics.
http://translation2.paralink.com/...
chestno skazat perevodu nepodlejit. ochen trudno tak kak mnogix slov i poneatii v angliskom net, potereaetsia polovina smisla. esli xochesh uprasti