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| *Travel Tips>>>South Africa Travel Tips |
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Travel Info Absolute gems of wisdom from our foreign friends! These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner. Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you麓ve been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it麓s only two thousand kilometres take lots of water... Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa? (Sweden) A: So it麓s true what they say about Swedes. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey麓s Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of? Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? (USA) A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked. Q:Which direction is north in South Africa? (USA) A:Face south & then turn 90 degrees.Contact us when you get here & we麓ll send the rest of the directions. Q:Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK) A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do. Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys Choir schedule? (USA) A:Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y,which is...oh forget it.Sure,the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow,straight after the Koala Bear races.Come naked. Q:Do you have perfume in South Africa? (France) A:No,WE don麓t stink. Q:I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa? (USA) A:Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. Q:Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa? (France) A:Only at Christmas. Q:Are there killer bees in South Africa? (Germany) A:Not yet,but for you, we麓ll import them. Q:Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round?(Germany) A:No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal. Q:Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. USA) A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless,can be safely handled & make good pets. Q:Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA) A:Yes,but you麓ll have to learn it first. Travel Tips Turniton - I've had a tough week. There was little time for me to be on the forum. I had been working in Joburg and the time is 18:48. I am about to quickly go see my mom before coming back to my hotel room to do some more work. Now, this. Hehehehehe........I feel light. Off I go!!!! Hehehehe................... kwakwakwakwakwa.............. Iyooooooo............Heheheheh... Others these are still funny, now ,atter how many times i see 'em! i would love to know what boinkheads asked those questions!! This is the first time I have seen these and my goodness, they are funny. Are people really that naive and stupid. The questions not the answers, the answers are really good. this has been posted before, but it's still hilarious o I love this, you just made my day :0) It's like when i meet people from foreign counrty's and they here i'm south african they say and i qoute ''but your not black'' how stupid can they be? It's like they have been living in a shelter for all of their lives omg!that was so funny!i would love to see wild animals in the street |
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