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How about about a little laugh?

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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you b*astards who
want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!
And all of you b*astards who are getting on, get you're a*ss in the
traincause we're going down the tracks."
The Mother walked into the room where her son was playing and said "we
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go
to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing
With his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue,"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are p!ssed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints
to the fat b!tch in the kitchen!"

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i love it. you made my day, thanx
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Hey, that's funny. Thanks for making me laugh.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH...

omgoshhh i love it =]
Oi, oi, oi!

I hope she's put the wooden spoon near....
But at least he's got a broader/better vocab than most 5 year olds... (?)

Good one M'tshepane...
Hi-hi-hi-hi.

I am glad he's not my son. I want to meet him after 10yrs.
Ha ha ha!! .He should become CEO of spoornet. No "government" would suppress his thoughts. Ha ha!!
lol yeh got that email yesterday as well.very good