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On June 20 2007 at 05:00 one Hendrik Verwoerd wakes up in the middle of Pretoria. He then starts his walk in the streets from around 07:30. What would he notice has changed and what would be his first words? He takes a meter taxi to Jan Smuts 鈥ops I mean OR Tambo. Save for unending delays of SAA, he gets into a plane to Cape Town and his allocated seat is 14A while Ayiza is at 14B and Bull (Bush 4) is 14C. Inno, MB and Poepies, as hostesses, are busy chatting about Poepies birthday party of last weekend. In comes WRRRR with his oversized hat and ego. He sits on 13A and starts cross-chatting with Ayiza about deportations of Europeans and so forth. On row 15 sits Mr & Mrs General. Tsepo, who is in nearby seat 15D has just ordered his favourite breakfast - Hansa.

How would this two hours of flying look like?

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Ha ha ha ha!!!! I think you could write a movie on this!!!!

The story follows with鈥?.:

ME, the one and only Poepies on WRRRR's laps, not doing the "funky monkey" (if you know what I mean), but with my hands, FIRMLY, wrapped around his neck, strangling the living daylights out of the poor old bloke till his eyes almost pop and he passes out!

Inno runs to the cockpit and ask the Pilot which is of course you Zimmy, to please perform an emergency landing!!!!

To which Heavy D stands his ground and jumps up and slams his fist into the "wall" (which鈥f course cracks) and demands to take him to his destination immediately.

Ayiza jumps out of his seat, holds a few things in his hand, (which of course is garlic and beetroot) and says soft and pathetic: 鈥Eish!!!! I got you all you white scum, I鈥檝e got the essence for life, MUHAAAAHAAAA MUHAAAAHAAA!!!! Make one single move and I will get my goat from under my chair and shove it up you鈥檙e a s s鈥?.鈥?br />
Everybody takes their seats and look at Ayiza with an aaaah-you-poor-thing-look Not because their scared, but just to play along and help him with his dream of being Thsabalala-Msimang鈥檚 assistant. They all actually know that a comedy showcase will start shortly鈥︹€?

Tshepo who sat and watched the whole scenario from across the plane, took a huge yawn and stood up, walked to Ayiza, put his hand on his shoulder and said: 鈥淪on, what is in your hand?鈥? To which Ayiza replies: 鈥?Eish, the essence of life!!!鈥? Tshepo stood back a little, looked Ayiza in the eyes, smiled at him, took his Hansa can to eye level and said: 鈥淪on, the ESSENCE of life, IS BEER!!!鈥? To which he pulls back his hand and with a great big force smashes the can right into Ayiza鈥檚 face, taking Ayiza鈥檚 hand, crushing it, and leaves while saying over his shoulder: Son, rather believe in SEASONING and not essence, seasoning with fresh herbs like freshly crushed garlic for your next pizza鈥?!!!!

The tension settled down, WRRRR regained consciousness, Ayiza got some ice for his black eye and crushed fingers, Inno got settled, well me鈥?. you tied me to a seat in row 11.

After a long silence, the door from the cockpit suddenly opened with a Pilot (you Zimmy) running out with a parachute on his back down the aisle saying: YEEEEEHAAAAA!!!! To which he suddenly stops and asking the following question:

鈥淚f I jump from this plane, do you think it would be possible for you guys to catch me from a falling plane before I hit the ground? It is a matter of gravity you know, my Teacher from Gr4 told me about GRAVITY, I want some proof鈥?

Then you push open the emergency exit, with a few last words saying: 鈥淥h and just for the record, to land this plane you need鈥︹€︹€? And then the wind pulls you out and OOOOPS, WE ARE FALLING, WITHOUT A PILOT!

Old Hendrik Verwoerd gets up to which he says with his fist on his heart: "Uit die bloute van ons Hemel, uit die diepte van ons see, oor ons ewige gebergtes....... grote griet, nou sit onse boertjies nou saam met diese klonge??? Die w锚reld van vandag.....

To which the wind doesn't drag him out, but he gets pushed out by a group of New Proudly South Africans and he gets eaten by fishies, lots and lots of colorful little fishies!!!! Source(s): The plane was falling but thanks to Genl Proud and Mrs. Genl Proud who got it on (and done the funky monkey) in the cockpit while everybody went crazy BECAUSE THE PLANE WAS FALLING, in their "act of romance" Mrs. Genl Proud's hand slipped and hit a button AND switching it to Auto Pilot mode!!! We all landed safe, OF COURSE!!!! Thanks to doggy style!!!

"Nobody was hurt in the making up of all this Nonsence!!!"
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Very , very interesting im sure.....
Hell, that is one flight I am glad to miss ! Leave ol'e Verwoerd were he is , they say deeeeep down his a good guy !
Aw!! I want to be the pilot!!!

Verwoerd might just try to hi-jack the plane....wouldn't that be something worth seeing.

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Thanks poepies, everyone in this section has just dropped 2 IQ points after reading that nonsense - still very funny though.
The minute Wrrrr walked in, Innocentia had a stomach bug and had to miss the flight.... So off she goes, off of the plane and waves her perfumed scarf....."Au re voir!!! Cough, cough....oops! I mean, oi my tummy!!"

ADD: Poepies, I would love to read your personal diary... lol! I truly enjoyed reading that, especially where Zim wants proof of gravity... reminds me of the time he wanted to know if he'd die if he hit a train... sheesh!
He then asks me if he could taste some of my Hansa and i moer him stukkend.