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Is this the answer to the ANC's interference in your Sport? |
Travel Info - All SA international teams to be known as the "ALL Blacks." God Mandela can write to New Zealand and tell them they are racists and to stop using the name invented by the ANC. - All teams to be picked on a merit only basis. If Whites are selected they can get the Nugget polish on,botox their lips and nose and stick a piece of Velcro on their heads. -Ventriloquists to assist Whites with the singing of the National Anthem. - The Springbok emblem to be changed to a Primate to represent the ruling Party (ANC) Anymore suggestions? Travel Tips I'm sure the players could then take the half time break as an opportunity to beg European spectators in the crowd for handouts? Maybe they could also come up with a South African Haka to resemble a hijacking or necklacing? *Edit* Jack Daniels - I agree with your sentiment in its entirety other than not believing that we are slowly becoming the laughing stock of the world, this is in fact occurring extremely rapidly. Alf - I have come to the realisation that perhaps ANC rugby would not be all bad, just think, each and every time our opposition scores we could deny such occurence and in the eventuality of a loss that could too be denied, if we convince ourselves in ANC tradition that we are actually performing well isn't that as good as really performing well? Judging by the amount of denialists posting delusional garbage on this site, I believe the avergae South African would have little trouble adjusting to "Denialist Rugby". Others You are underestimating their power ! The minister of sport has finally decided that the once proud springbok has to go and in future all SA sports teams will adopt the protea as the national emblem, in future all teams have to represent the demographics of the country and selection on merit will not be tolerated it's about participation and not winning.ie a rugby team will be made up of 8 blks 1white, 1coloured and 1indian if that is the case great then there won't be rugby anymore because traditionally indians prefer cricket and football (soccer) and i have not seen any indians playing rugby in SA. The government's involvement in sports issues have now reached the point that we are slowly becoming the laughing stock of the sports world, bugger me what next an all black swimming team . When International teams wish to tour SA our overseas diplomats can go on strike and therefore not issue any visas for the international players. SA government will announce that the game went ahead anyway without the visiting team and that SA won the game. When the International sporting bodies complain we can accuse them of being racist and anyway if they really wanted to play they would have come. Alternatively if they do make it, buy purchasing illegal passports or entering via the Northern border route, then our anti-health minister can offer them a concoction of her vegetable muti to help the international players ward off the evil AIDS spirits (small babies can be supplied for those who could not stomach the Muti). Selebi can of course offer the players "protection" for a small fee. and Zuma can offer sanitation advice and sex education to all the players wishing to sample the indigenous culture. In their free time the visiting players can be taken on hikes up table mountain and in the evenings they can do some herb sampling in the city streets, all the while being treated to "mock" muggings and hi-jackings where their possessions are mistakenly not returned afterwards. |
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