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Any South Africans here wanna hear a good joke? |
Travel Info A South African is drinking in a New York bar when his cellphone rings. He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole bar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg baby boy. Nobody can believe the weight but the South African just shrugs and says, "We make 'em big back home folks. My boy麓s typically South African". Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of "WOW" are heard. One woman even faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later the South African returns to the same bar. Barman says "We were going to call you, everyone麓s been making bets as to how much your 12kg son weighs now, soooooooooo how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg麓s. The barman is puzzled and concerned and asks "What happened, he already weighed 12kg on the day he was born". The South African father takes a slow swig from his long neck Castle beer, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans proudly over to the bartender and says ......... Travel Tips Oh my flippin goodness!!! So how much weight will I be taking off of my little "Reb" after he's born? Very funny Porgie... (",) Others funny! lol...haha, just checked that one just now. ha ha!!! HA ha ha ,it still cracks me up ! unfortunately it was posted on last Friday as well ! VIVA SA.. still an awesome joke.. thanks funny funny funny funny! |
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