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A joke to warm us up!!?

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A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he

spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on

Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.

After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and

pointed

at him and made him an offer. "How would you like it if you didn't see me

for a couple of days?".....

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said,

"That would suit me just fine!!"

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little

out of the corner of his left eye.

Travel Tips

thats a real good one, ay
thanx for putting a smile back on my face
howz this one
a couple go to a art museum and stumble across a painting of a naked women with leaves covering her breasts and her special area, the painting is titled "spring", they glare for a moment and then move on, the wife notices that her man is still staring, so she says honey what are you doing, then he replies, waiting for autumn
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LOL, I almost wrote that she sounds like my mother, but I know better!!!!!!

**Edit**

Just joking, my mom's a sweetie
Hahaha, this one actually made me laugh! Good joke!
great one!! star for you! anymore of those???
:) .... LOL... great one.
Scary to think that in some households - the wife really beat-up the husbands .... still funny though
he he