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Yep, we are evil.?

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days!"

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this whisky and celebrate our good fortune."

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Hehehehe ..... Sins, you are sinful. I like it. Have already plagiarised to my friends, cousins, sisters, brothers, uncles, aunts, enemies, nephews, in-laws and others.
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Of course not! The moral story is actually like this..." WOMEN ARE FAR SMARTER THAN MEN". End of discussion.
haha...CLASSIC!! that is the funniest thing ever!!! and yes..the person above is so right..WOMEN are way smarter! and if you ask me...maybe just a lil evil too...HELLO...we are the ones to give adam the apple..!!
go girls!!! whoohoo!!
Great joke. I had no seen something like your tale for quite a while.
May I continue this tale in a South African context? Here goes. The woman's car insurance debit order was stuffed up because the bank had lost her details and the policy was cancelled. The man in the scenario had a "brother" in the police force and his cousin is a magisrtate. He drank the whole bottle of whisky and stole your house keys and proceeded to your house while you were making a statement at the local cop shop and raped your precious ten year old daughter. You eventually get to court to explain yor case, and you get shagged. Next question? lol
MORAL: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
I suppose that's why they call it Lady Luck, because you need it when dealing with a woman!