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A (not for real) prayer? |
Travel Info Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. (Man's Version, I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care) Travel Tips I havent got a twin brother but surely there must be another like me out there.I hope you find him. Others There's Optimism for you! LMAO just what I needed thank you for sharing.. sorry to burst your bubble ladies, but that man is already taking - my hubby true and true ha ha ha ha ha thanks for making my day And there I was ! if only such a man existed. ...**sigh**... |
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