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Valentine cards?


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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

Travel Tips
That lawyer needs an extremely large can of whip @ss. Do you perhaps have his address, I have a can stored away somewhere.
Others
that's funny!!!
very cute .. I thought he was going to send them to himself!
ahaha...that darned lawyer.
Clever! Evil? Yes, but definitely clever!
The pioneering spirit
why do you always post jokes?
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