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Something for the BOYS & (ladies with a good sense of humour)? |
Travel Info >How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. >Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. >Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. >How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." >How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. >Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to Build up the required pressure. >If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. >I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Travel Tips hehe...not so hard to understand men then, huh!? Source(s): lol Other Travel Tips whoaa ha ha ha ! very good ! Don't let your man see this ! LOL Loved them all! Good things to remember in case I decide I want a girlfriend instead! ^_^ HA HA HA. baie snaaks! I want more I want more joking that was really good thanks for making me haaahaaaaha |
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