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What is the best food for Gauteng cockroaches?


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The previous owner of my flat seems to have been breeding them, but unlike the Durban ones these ones are sooooo small I cannot find them all to kill them.

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Hey dWali! Long time!

Apparently you have to recite French poetry and the president's address for the week to them while offering some Currie and Rice with Boesman sous. [French seems to make a comeback here if you surf down to some amateur crime 'gat' fellow]

They will get irritated with the poetry [like any true South African], run away from the bullsh!t you are reading and be scared shitle$$ of the curry and sauce concoction. Source(s): ***www.gauteng-cockroaches-lov...
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NANDO'S ....Whoaa hahahaha !
That's the thing i was going to ask you are they more that Durbs ones girl you are in the war and solder doesn't give up try everything you know and everything you have in the army and i wish you the best girl
they must be feeding them too much KFC
Doom Fogger - next time you go away for a weekend let loose a can of Doom Fogger, you'll come back to a carpet of dead cockroaches on your floor.

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How's that for genocide.....
Try a powder I used it Jozi, I think it was called blue death. It was quite good. But is unsightly, so spray it in the corners and edges where people won't see it. And good luck, Jozi has many ugly cockroaches and bugs.
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