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So, what again DID the Martians find when they came to South Africa?


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Well, they were looking for a vast, desolate place to land the mothership. They checked a map of South Africa, saw The Cape Flats and thought "Perfect!"

They landed in the middle of a running gun battle between the Fancy Boys and Pagad and obliterated the lot of them.

A guy with the nickname of Brood approached them and said "Ouwhere djy, ek can jou ride JAS laat lyk."

And that's when the Martians learnt that you CAN put 17 inch mags on a flying saucer.
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Marshmallows as far as the eye could see.
Illegal aliens??
can't really say, but what i know is what they saw was good, cause they are still here.........................



*** - jovvijo- we are not all gone
Well i believe they landed on the golden highway near Zak Park - the highway has been blocked with rocks for them to land and there were some lekker tire-fires to make visibility better -
Jack Daniels is correct, with one little improvement. The marshmallows were MELTED.
It is part off a flat Africa.
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