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Posse... when I see dis ah study yuh?

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USA: Such tasteful Hors d'heurves, sumptuous finger foods, wow!
TnT: Whuddy *** is dis? Whey de blasted food?

USA: Here Kitty kitty... get down from that roof munchkins.
TnT: Ey yuh ole dutty stinkin cyat, come down from de friggin
gyalvanize before ah drop two stone in yuh ***!

USA: Aren't those pants a bit short?
TnT: Yuh expekin flood or wha?

USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
TnT: Buh wha trouble is dis? Boy, ...... stop flingin meh grip so.

USA: Lift the hood of the car for me John.
TnT: Yute-man, fly open de bonnet deh!

USA: I love you girl.
TnT: Ah rell check fuh yuh, yuh know.

USA: Oh the poor little boy is handicap.
TnT: Look at dat lil brooko foot boy dey...

USA: It's time for a perm.
TnT: Gyul , yuh head need straightenin bad. Yuh doh see all dem gren-gren showin.

USA: I have a stomach ache.
TnT: Oh gorm.................meh belly gripein meh.

USA: He has no manners.
TnT: He doh have no broughtupsee.

USA: WOW!...........he ! has such a bad body odor
TnT: Yuh doh bade?.......oh sh*t man...... yuh smellin stink! Yuh Kickin!!!

USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.
TnT: Dat chile too dam harden.

USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia.
TnT: He duncee fuh so.

USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismol...my stomach hurts.
TnT: Ah need ah purge bad...ah cork up.

USA: It's been a long time since I've seen you girl.
TnT: A..A...! You still alive gyul?

USA: Oh my goodness, we have lost electricity.
TnT: Jeezanages!!......current gorn again.

USA: This meal is not too bad.
TnT: ! Wha doh kill does faten and what doh fatten does purge.

USA: Oh my, your feet are so ashy.
TnT: Is how yuh foot and dem look like yuh was kickin flour so......... yuh couldn't rub a lil coconut oil on yuh foot self??

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hahah love it ..lolz.. Source(s): Proud Trini Gal
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lol.... in rel is how WE trinis does operate
See dis is why I cyah help but love meh people yes!!
LOL, u all come up with somr rell good jokes :]
ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oh gosh ah weak!
Lollllll. Yuh make meh day. Ah here in de office laughing so hard, people think ah getting mad.