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wat is this,where is my book,blue pen,red pencil,newspapers,white shirt,black shoes,brown trousers,green dress,pink underwear,orange spectacles,grey bikini,yellow swimming trunks,purple color passport?How r u,today,tomorrow,yesterday,the next day,3 days ago,next/last week,month,year?How 2 go 2 the shopping mall,airport,embassy,bus stop taxi stand,train station,supermarket,travel agency,building,food centre,restaurant and the hotel.where is this?how much is that?here,there,over there,turn left,right,go straight,next traffic light,behind the petrol station,opposite the hospital,beside the clinic.who r u?when r u going 2 the cinema?need a telephone,want a cellphone,open the door,close the window,lock the gate,switch on the lights,switch off the oven,kettle to boil water,a cup of milk,i cant find my plate,spoon,fork,knife or bottle,wat happened 2 ur younger brother?her sister is going 2 work at the ofice,shop.His older son,boy is 16 years old.My uncle say,told me ur aunt,him her them never

Travel Tips

day la cai gi
quyen sach cua toi dau
cay but mau xanh
cay but chi mau do
tap chi (newspapers)
ao so mi mau trang
doi gia mau den
quan dai mau nau
cai vay mau xanh
do lot mau hong (pink underwear)
cap kinh mau cam
ao tam mau xam
quan boi may vang
ho chieu may hong
ban khoe khong (how are u)
hom nay
ngay mai (tomorrow)
ngay hom qua (yesterday)
ngay tiep theo
ba ngay truoc (3 day ago)
tuan toi (next week) tuan truoc (last week)
thang
nam(year)
Lam the nao de di toi khu mu sam (shopping mall)
san bay (ariport)
dai su quan (embassy), tram xe buyt (bus stop), noi don taxi (taxi stand), ga tau (train station), sieu thi (super market), cong ty du lich (travel agency), toa nha (building), cho an uong (food centre), nha hang (restaurant), khach san (hotel)

Day la dau (where is this)
cai do gia bao nhieu (how much is that)
day (here)
do, kia (there)
dang kia (over there)
re trai (turn left), re phai (turn right)
di thang (go straight)
den giao thong ke tiep (next traffic light)
dang sau tram xang (behind petrol station)
doi dien (oposite) benh vien (hospital)
ben canh phong kham (beside the clinic)
ban la ai (who are u)
khi nao thi ban di toi rap chieu phim (when r u going to e cenima)
can goi dien thoai (need a telephone)
can 1 dien thoai di dong (want a cellphone)
mo (open) cua (door)
dong cua (close the door)
khoa (lock) cong (gate)
bat den (switch on the lights)
tat den (switch off the lights)
tat lo vi song (switch off the oven)
dun soi nuon (kettle to the boil)
mot coc sua (a cup of milk)
Toi khong the tim thay cai dia (plate) cua toi, cai thia (spoon), con dao (knife), cai chai (bottle)
Chuyen gi (what) xay ra (happen) voi (to) em trai cua ban?
Chi cua co ta dang di lam o van phong (office), cua hang (shop)
Con trai lon cua ong ta muoi sau (16) tuoi (years old)
Cau toi (my uncle) noi (say)/bao (told) voi toi (me) gi cua ban (ur aunt), anh ta (him), co ta (her), ho (them)
khong bao gio (never)

Others
Cocka dow VC .
thats alotta stuff u want people ro translate....
Just Google it. Type in English to Vietnamese translation or something of that sort. Then type in everything here you want to know. That will give you all of this stuff in Vietnamese. Sorry I couldn't be of more help.
I think nobody will be able to translate so much here
Join a lingo-school or else ,I will charge you tution fee for answering all of this .
ok, i just said it all... now what ?.. anyway , ONE question per 5 pts please!